This blog post has something for everyone! Kids – scroll down to the jokes video, and download the joke list!
Grownups/cardmakers! I created a jolly Santa shaker card to share today…since I know Santa would appreciate my silly jokes video. LOL!
I stamped Vintage Jumbo Santaon on cardstock with black ink, and colored it with pencils. I diecut an oval in the front of red cardstock, and glued a scrap of plastic over it. Then I added foam tape all around the oval, leaving no openings, and peeled the backing. I piled sequins on santa’s face, then placed my prepared card front over it to create the shaker. I stamped the sentiment in red ink and attached it with the foam tape. Then I drew the white details with a pen, and added Glossy Accents over the dots. Shown below is the new bottle that my Glossy Accents now lives in – it doesn’t seem to stop up like the one it comes in, plus it creates a really thin drop!
Christmas Jokes!
And now, without further ado – 50 Christmas jokes in 5 minutes! Download 50 Christmas Jokes in PDF form….these aren’t jokes made up by me, just a collection of my favorites from across the web! If you can’t see the video below, click HERE to watch it in HD on YouTube.
Leave a comment with YOUR favorite kid-friendly Christmas jokes!
Loved the jokes – am adhering them to red cardstock bent in half with the joke itself on the outside and the answer secured into the inside – will use Christmas morning as we eat brunch – will pass a bag around the table and everyone will get a chance to read a joke – will provide some laughs and help pass the time until present opening for the grandchildren. Thanks for the PDF format – very thoughtful! Merry Christmas, Sandy!
So funny!! I especially loved the knock knock jokes!!
My favorite joke is the last one — your reaction was pretty cute, too. Thanks for sharing.
Adorable and hilarious!!!!!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
I like the one about the frosted flakes. My daughter loves puns and jokes and uses them in her college radio show. She’ll love these. Thanks!
Saw a new side of you or I was seeing double on the knock knock jokes. Pretty neat technology. Sorry you came up with 50 and I can’t think of one.
You are awesome, these jokes are awesome, and I’ve got nothing. Joke-wise, I mean.
Just enjoyed your video and then forwarded it to my 3 grandkids. Thanks for sharing the fun.
Sandy, you are just a kick! You would be fun to have as a best friend!
Thanks for the morning chuckle! These are so bad…they are good..they will make me wear a smile today 🙂
Thanks for the entertainment. I love your jokes!
Made me laugh on a rainy Saturday!
Sandy, these were so cute and you will put a huge smile and maybe a few giggles when others watch you telling these…soooooo cute and fun!
Thanks!
Incredible. How did you come up with all these jokes. Nutty and cute…fits the season. BTW, adorable card. Just love that pink cheeked Santa.
Hysterical made my day!! I loved the tinsel one ROFL!!! And how did Santa get his sleigh OH MY GOODNESS
I love you!!! ♥
Wow! Can’t believe you know 50 Christmas jokes. Very cute. Here’s one: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! lol
Can you hear the groaning from here? LOL “Low elf esteem” did crack me up. =) Great tip on the precision tip bottle – definitely putting that on my wishlist!
Beautiful card. Love the layout and the added stitching around the oval and the glossy accent dots. I really enjoyed the jokes. TFS
Loved the jokes. Must be my age! Thanks
Card is great and I know my grand kids will love the jokes!!
Thanks so much for the wonderful jokes, the kind I can share with my grandkids (and my Mother!). I adore your sense of humor that shines through in everything I have ever seen of you. I send you Christmas Blessings and lots of love and laughter for this Christmas season.
Love your card, and love love the Christmas jokes! The Grandkids will love them!