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50 Christmas Jokes!

December 6, 2014 by Sandy Allnock 26 Comments [featured_image}

This blog post has something for everyone! Kids – scroll down to the jokes video, and download the joke list!

Grownups/cardmakers! I created a jolly Santa shaker card to share today…since I know Santa would appreciate my silly jokes video. LOL!

Sandy Allnock - Jolly Santa

I stamped Vintage Jumbo Santaon on cardstock with black ink,  and colored it with pencils. I diecut an oval  in the front of red cardstock, and glued a scrap of plastic over it. Then I added foam tape all around the oval, leaving no openings, and peeled the backing. I piled sequins on santa’s face, then placed my prepared card front over it to create the shaker. I stamped the sentiment in red ink and attached it with the foam tape. Then I drew the white details with a pen, and added Glossy Accents over the dots. Shown below is the new bottle that my Glossy Accents now lives in – it doesn’t seem to stop up like the one it comes in, plus it creates a really thin drop!

Sandy Allnock - Jolly Santa2

Vintage Jumbo Santa
Pretty Pink Posh Sequins
Sizzix Framelits Die Set, Ovals
Christmas Small Tag
Hero Arts Shadow Ink, Mid-Tone Red Royal
VersaFine Ink Pad, Onyx Black
Prismacolor Pencils
Uni-ball Pen Signo Gel Pen
“The Precious” (Double-Sided Foam Tape)
InLinkz.com

Christmas Jokes!

And now, without further ado – 50 Christmas jokes in 5 minutes! Download 50 Christmas Jokes in PDF form….these aren’t jokes made up by me, just a collection of my favorites from across the web! If you can’t see the video below, click HERE to watch it in HD on YouTube.

Leave a comment with YOUR favorite kid-friendly Christmas jokes!

 

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  1. Andy Wahlstrom says

    December 8, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    Loved the jokes – am adhering them to red cardstock bent in half with the joke itself on the outside and the answer secured into the inside – will use Christmas morning as we eat brunch – will pass a bag around the table and everyone will get a chance to read a joke – will provide some laughs and help pass the time until present opening for the grandchildren. Thanks for the PDF format – very thoughtful! Merry Christmas, Sandy!

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  2. Darcy Schroeder says

    December 8, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    So funny!! I especially loved the knock knock jokes!!

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  3. Flo Derby says

    December 8, 2014 at 10:35 am

    My favorite joke is the last one — your reaction was pretty cute, too. Thanks for sharing.

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  4. Kim Rendino says

    December 8, 2014 at 4:38 am

    Adorable and hilarious!!!!!

    What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
    Claustrophobia!

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  5. ChrisO says

    December 7, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    I like the one about the frosted flakes. My daughter loves puns and jokes and uses them in her college radio show. She’ll love these. Thanks!

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  6. Diane L says

    December 7, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    Saw a new side of you or I was seeing double on the knock knock jokes. Pretty neat technology. Sorry you came up with 50 and I can’t think of one.

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  7. Barb R. says

    December 7, 2014 at 7:46 am

    You are awesome, these jokes are awesome, and I’ve got nothing. Joke-wise, I mean.

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  8. Glenda F says

    December 6, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    Just enjoyed your video and then forwarded it to my 3 grandkids. Thanks for sharing the fun.

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  9. Jeanie says

    December 6, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    Sandy, you are just a kick! You would be fun to have as a best friend!

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  10. Charne says

    December 6, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    Thanks for the morning chuckle! These are so bad…they are good..they will make me wear a smile today 🙂

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  11. Verna Angerhofer says

    December 6, 2014 at 11:50 am

    Thanks for the entertainment. I love your jokes!

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  12. Mary Jane says

    December 6, 2014 at 9:26 am

    Made me laugh on a rainy Saturday!

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  13. Kathlene Ann Johnson says

    December 6, 2014 at 8:50 am

    Sandy, these were so cute and you will put a huge smile and maybe a few giggles when others watch you telling these…soooooo cute and fun!

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  14. dotferrero says

    December 6, 2014 at 7:57 am

    Thanks!

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  15. conil says

    December 6, 2014 at 7:42 am

    Incredible. How did you come up with all these jokes. Nutty and cute…fits the season. BTW, adorable card. Just love that pink cheeked Santa.

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  16. Susan says

    December 6, 2014 at 7:28 am

    Hysterical made my day!! I loved the tinsel one ROFL!!! And how did Santa get his sleigh OH MY GOODNESS

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  17. bdengler4 says

    December 6, 2014 at 7:06 am

    I love you!!! ♥

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  18. Yvonne says

    December 6, 2014 at 6:59 am

    Wow! Can’t believe you know 50 Christmas jokes. Very cute. Here’s one: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! lol

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  19. Christy Beans says

    December 6, 2014 at 6:55 am

    Can you hear the groaning from here? LOL “Low elf esteem” did crack me up. =) Great tip on the precision tip bottle – definitely putting that on my wishlist!

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  20. Randee S says

    December 6, 2014 at 6:18 am

    Beautiful card. Love the layout and the added stitching around the oval and the glossy accent dots. I really enjoyed the jokes. TFS

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  21. Kathy says

    December 6, 2014 at 5:56 am

    Loved the jokes. Must be my age! Thanks

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  22. Elaine says

    December 6, 2014 at 5:44 am

    Card is great and I know my grand kids will love the jokes!!

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  23. trishreddick says

    December 6, 2014 at 5:22 am

    Thanks so much for the wonderful jokes, the kind I can share with my grandkids (and my Mother!). I adore your sense of humor that shines through in everything I have ever seen of you. I send you Christmas Blessings and lots of love and laughter for this Christmas season.

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  24. djeanagnes says

    December 6, 2014 at 4:57 am

    Love your card, and love love the Christmas jokes! The Grandkids will love them!

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